We start out handsome. no doubts about this.
We carve away like Michelangelo to reveal the art beneath the granite.
We can agree to leave the sideburns at the door.
Much better.
The "natural" goatee, just shaving the cheeks dad!
The "engineered goatee" Here the beard has succeeded from the mustachio.
Don Juan?... Don Johnson?... Don King?... ok... Don Knotts.
One little sprout to the lower right lets people know im low on my meds.
The simple handlebar mustachio. May I see your license and registration?
Clean shaven at last, or as best a trimmer can do it.
Let's recap: We turned this handsome man...
into this moron, ready to "do business."